2018 Chrysler 300 Touring AWD

2018 CHRYSLER 300 – 80,118 MILES – $17,000
Brad’s Used Cars
1003 E Park Ave, Des Moines, IA
515-850-1201
www.bradsusedcarsinc.com

This Chrysler 300 does not care about your feelings, your excuses, or your situationships.
This car wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror, cracks its knuckles, and says:
“Time to cause problems on purpose.”

This thing looks like it was built by a committee of:
• one mafia movie director
• one luxury car designer
• and one uncle who always wins arguments he started himself

People won’t just see you coming —
they’ll feel the disturbance in the atmosphere.

You don’t “own” this Chrysler 300.
It chooses you, like some kind of automotive spirit guide whose mission is to upgrade your entire personality.

Vehicle Highlights (Max Mode Edition):
• V6 engine that accelerates like it’s late to its own court date
• Leather seats smoother than whatever story you’re telling your boss tomorrow
• Heated seats — because your cheeks deserve luxury
• Touchscreen that reacts faster than you when someone says, “We need to talk”
• Bluetooth for playing your “totally normal, absolutely not chaotic” playlist
• Backup camera so you stop parking like you’re dodging snipers
• Remote start — flex on innocent bystanders from 200 feet away
• Ride quality so smooth it could legally be considered emotional support

Why Buy This Chrysler 300?
Because your current car is embarrassing.
There, I said it.

This 300 gives you:
• the confidence of someone who always gets the last word
• the aura of a person who owns two phones “for business”
• the swagger of someone who has never shared a Netflix password
• the presence of a main character in a movie called “They Weren’t Ready for Me”

Drive this thing and watch people assume:
• you don’t wait in lines
• you know somebody important
• you definitely say “run it” before making decisions

This car doesn’t just upgrade your look.
It upgrades your entire storyline.

Financing available for all credit types. Suggested down payment: $2,000. Credit application available on our website.

Excludes title, taxes, license fees. See dealer for details.
Visit Brad’s Used Cars online at www.bradsusedcarsinc.com to see more pictures of this vehicle or call us at 515-850-1201 today to schedule your test drive.